Ok I have to admit I am a bit of a size queen if you can’t pull out some real meat for me then you have to expect me to be very disappointed. I mean if you don’t have more then me then what use is it really? So before giving me the line that you have a monster in your pants make sure your not talking a micro monster.

I found this and it just made me think of all those guys that tried so hard to entice me just to have me laugh my ass off or even just turn around and walk off! I do hope this is photo shopped because this is one reason some of use pin head and needle dick.

Do you need me to make fun of what little you have? Or Do you have enough to make me scream in total satisfaction?

Claudia
1-877-218-6115

Oh yes boys it is time for naked summer time fun with a sexy Tranny like me! You know you want a hot PhoneSEX fantasy where you and I have a romp in the sand. Just thinking about it gets my cock dribbling.

Actually my cock gets stiff just thinking about hot naked fun out under the sun. Do you want to go camping and have fun in a cool blue lake? How about having fun at a nudist colony?

There are so many things we could do now that it has heated up outside. So many potential places to get naughty. Let me help you get your rocks off with a little nasty Phone Sex!

Janelle
1-877-469-7320
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I just love you boys who know that they prefer to serve on there knees for a Dominant Shemale like myself. Having you beg to suck my cock and lick my balls is such a rush. Don’t worry boys no one is going to know it was you with your mouth drooling for my cock.

Though I do like to share some of you with my good friends. You know who you are. Having yourself surrounded with beautiful women just like myself.

So no matter how you want it your going to get it. ~Evil Grin~

Dulce
1-877-865-5566

Is it Penis envy or is the world really that enamored with it? Almost every where you look you will find some one some where carving, cutting, painting, or molding a phallic symbol of some sort. Most time they use the excuse of it is just art.

Is it just art? I don’t think so. Though you know I do love a beautiful cock I some times wonder about this.

Then again in some instances it is just plain funny. Like burying your friend in the sand and then making it look like they have a huge/small dick or even making it look as if they have a dick for a head. Then of course it could just be that the person creating it is just dreaming it was theirs because they have a tiny little prick.

Well either way I have a special something you can play with all night long. I will be glad to let you have your hands all over it and me. So come on have some fun with a sexy Chick with a Dick and lets decide together why the cock is so important.

Marla
1-877-469-7320
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I just love when a man wants a Shemale to Discipline him for being Naughty. I had the one of the best Phone Sex calls last night. One of my guys admitted to me he had been real naughty and went out and hired a Tranny Escort to fuck him.

He loves to have me punish him when he has been extra nasty with his fun and by what he told me well he deserved the punishment I gave him. He has a special paddle wooden paddle just for our phone calls. When he calls me I always make him bend over with his naked ass up in the air but I have him picture him laying Over My Knees while he swings that paddle.

I made sure that he would remember his punishment at least for the next couple of days. I make him count out each swat and if I can’t hear him count or the sound of that paddle smacking flesh I make him start all over. I can’t help but laugh when he begs me to stop but he knows that unless I am satisfied with the amount of smacks he has to keep going.

Call me for some much needed Discipline!

Trinity
1-877-369-3522

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I love being Trashy and Raunchy having men fuck me any way they want. I have even had some women have there Nasty way with me. I am just a complete slut and love it when women and men fuck me so hard I can hardly walk.

I have a dirty mind and I just love kink of all sorts. If you can name it I have done it! From having women and their big huge strap ons to gang bang cum gobbling fun.

I have been known to have my way with innocent men and women as well. Making them think I am just a sexy slut and then pulling out my cock and giving them the biggest surprise of their sexual lives. I have had a few problems with surprising people that way but you know I even enjoyed their anger and punishments.

Give this Trashy Tranny the hottest PhoneSEX session. I can take everything and anything you want to give me.

Claudia
1-877-218-6115

I went to the Spa this last weekend and had a great time. Though I had myself poked, prodded, slathered, lathered, packed, and waxed and this was not even for fun. ~laugh~ What a girl will go through to look her best.

Well it seems that there are some very open minded men out there that enjoy a spa day as well. I myself find this refreshing to see a man willing to put himself through this just to look yummy. The Spa I went to is very unisex both men and women share the same facilities at the same time.

It was interesting to see men and women in the same mud bath. When I first seen there where guys and gals in there I was just a bit nervous ~shrug~ but what the heck right. Though I do think at least one guy was eyeballing some of us hoping for a spontaneous mud wrestling match. LOL

Well as you know I am a special woman and I don’t hide that fact. As a matter of fact even if I had wanted to I couldn’t not with all those hot bodies around me. I was very surprised to find that only one man seemed quite disgusted enough to always stay away from me.

Well I decided I needed time in the steam room. When I went in there was no one so I added more steam and laid back without my towel. I heard the door open and shut but by then I was to relaxed to worry or even open my eyes.

I would love to tell you every detail about what happened next.

So pick up the phone and give me a call!

Riki
1-800-814-0366