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Posted on January 6th 2012 by Isabella @ 1:08 AM

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What does the sexual term tea-bagging mean? There are so many ways to define this.

Tea-bagging is when a male lowers his scrotum onto the head, face or inside the mouth of a sexual partner. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual act; the definition does not imply that it is man on man, or man on female. Sometimes this is used as a joke, if, for example, somebody passes out from being too drunk, he or she may get ‘tea bagged’, and photographed for later embarrassment..the act of lowering one’s balls onto someone’s face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Example: Pohlman’s dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.
When a guy lowers his junk, or balls, onto someone’s face, or into their mouth, while they are lying on the ground. Resembles dunking a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Example: Pohlman’s dad was wrestling with Devon, and when he had her pinned, he accidentally tea bagged her!!!!!

To place ones balls over another’s mouth.

Example: Yo jules, i tea bagged ur sister. And she squealed with delight. And gave me some more pics….
The act of draping one’s testicles over the bridge of someone’s nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by Polaroid’s and raucous laughter.

Example: When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.
The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconscious person’s mouth. It is risky so be careful.

Example: When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged. to dip you balls or testicles in someone’s mouth while they massage your balls in there mouth

Example: oh shit u freak damn that feel good i love it when u tea bag me in you mouth I be nutting all over the place Draping the “hairy brain” over some unsuspecting subjects mouth

Example: “check it out! little Joe is T bagging that old lady”
Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person’s forehead or face for shits’n’giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximize victim’s displeasure.

Example: “Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker.”
To lower your testicles onto someone else’s forehead.

Example: When Boz removes his pants lowers his shaven testicles onto Beegies forehead repeatedly, making a lovely plopping sound. The act of putting your hairy, sweaty testicles on someone’s fore head and then placing your long, hairy penis on their nose between their eyes when they are asleep.

Example: Your sister passionately licked my penis when she woke up and discovered i was tea bagging her.
While playing a video game- The act of killing then gloating over someone’s dead body by simulating a virtual tea bagging while talking serious smack.

Example: “I took his head off with my plasma rifle / SMG combo and then tea bagged him until he respawned.” the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

Example: grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
to position ones sack on another ones fore head and letting the shlong drape between the eyes.

Example: I thought I was turning in to an elephant, then realized it was a penis, I was being tea bagged
you just gotta…dip your dick.

Example: tea bagging is not limited to lowering one’s sack into another’s mouth, it’s flexible. you can lower your sack (dip your dick) anywhere!

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Posted on November 24th 2010 by Jackie @ 7:58 AM


Last night I was out on the town. There was a few of us girls out for a night of chit chat and drinking. We were minding our own business, talking and giggling. We were a little loud, I will admit that. But not causing any trouble at all.
We noticed these two guys, who kept looking at us. I was a little concern because they kept looking at me. I guess I thought they knew my secret. I was the only tgirl (tranny, shemale) in the group. We just ignored the guys. But later, I got up to go to the rest room. I took one of the girls with me, because it is just easier that way. We both went to the back, where the restroom were. But when we came out of the restroom, those same two guys were standing there seemingly waiting on us. We tried to step around the men. My friend made it but when I tried to pass one of the men reached out and grab my arm. He was a bit intimidating. He asked why I had gone into the female’s restroom because he knew I was not a woman. I was a little scared, but I have learned how to handle myself in these types of situations. I said “what do you mean”, and he just reached down and grabbed my jewels. I was startled. He pulled his hand back and said “That’s what I mean”. I stood there, what seemed like an hour but was only a few seconds. I knew this could go bad but I decided to handle it with humor. I reached down and grabbed my dick and said… Oh my God, how did this happen. When I went into the bathroom I was a woman. The girl with me, started giggling and grabbed my hand and pulled me from the guys and took me back to our table. We packed up our shit and got out of there. But not without making a little bit of a scene but really I just wanted to get away from the place has fast has I could.

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