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Posted on April 23rd 2013 by Claudia @ 4:07 PM

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Funny Stories In The News

Posted on November 11th 2010 by Claudia @ 8:31 AM

Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting.

Jackson County, West Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Melissa Lee Williams, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through with it due to her vagina’s alleged foul odor.

According to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office, deputies where called to the 77 Motor Inn in late October on a report of possible domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found two men and an intoxicated woman all naked from the waist down.

The incident began when Williams went to her estranged husband’s hotel room and demanded that he and his friend “eat her pussy.” She then proceeded to undress herself, according to the arrest report.

Her husband, Danny Williams, refused the offer but his friend, Adam Watson, agreed to do as she asked. He quickly changed his mind, however, after he approached the woman and was “overwhelmed” by the smell of her genital area.

That’s when Williams reportedly pulled out a lock-back folding knife and threatened her husband, stating “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

Williams was booked into jail and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released after posting $3,000 bond. She is scheduled to appear in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

I know I would not want to be the officer who had to write up this report. I wonder what her defense attorney is thinking? Though I would love to be sitting in on this court case.

I know I would love to whisper in her ear what a girlfriend of mine says every time she hears about dirty pussy like this. “When cleaning if it doesn’t sting it isn’t clean!” Let me tell you I think she has it right because her pussy is always sweet. ;-)

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Posted on October 18th 2010 by Claudia @ 1:01 AM

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If your nervous of course I will be glad to show you first while you sit back and watch. Though I think you won’t be satisfied with just watching will you? You want to taste it so bad your mouth is just watering just thinking about it.

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Posted on August 3rd 2010 by Claudia @ 7:28 AM

Ok I have to admit I am a bit of a size queen if you can’t pull out some real meat for me then you have to expect me to be very disappointed. I mean if you don’t have more then me then what use is it really? So before giving me the line that you have a monster in your pants make sure your not talking a micro monster.

I found this and it just made me think of all those guys that tried so hard to entice me just to have me laugh my ass off or even just turn around and walk off! I do hope this is photo shopped because this is one reason some of use pin head and needle dick.

Do you need me to make fun of what little you have? Or Do you have enough to make me scream in total satisfaction?


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Posted on June 20th 2010 by Claudia @ 7:55 PM

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