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Posted on September 9th 2016 by Trinity @ 2:49 PM
  • Trinity

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    Just a little funny

    Posted on November 26th 2010 by Trinity @ 6:43 PM

    Disgrace to the Family

    There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
    So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.

    He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
    He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
    He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
    But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you.
    You are going to like that but, don’t let him do that, it will disgrace the family.

    With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
    So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said.
    But she said “grandmother I didn’t let him disgrace the family.
    When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family.”

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    Funny Stories In The News

    Posted on November 11th 2010 by Claudia @ 8:31 AM

    Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting.

    Jackson County, West Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Melissa Lee Williams, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through with it due to her vagina’s alleged foul odor.

    According to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office, deputies where called to the 77 Motor Inn in late October on a report of possible domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found two men and an intoxicated woman all naked from the waist down.

    The incident began when Williams went to her estranged husband’s hotel room and demanded that he and his friend “eat her pussy.” She then proceeded to undress herself, according to the arrest report.

    Her husband, Danny Williams, refused the offer but his friend, Adam Watson, agreed to do as she asked. He quickly changed his mind, however, after he approached the woman and was “overwhelmed” by the smell of her genital area.

    That’s when Williams reportedly pulled out a lock-back folding knife and threatened her husband, stating “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

    Williams was booked into jail and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released after posting $3,000 bond. She is scheduled to appear in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

    Mandi Milenko
    The Weekly Vice

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    Is It Penis Envy?

    Posted on June 28th 2010 by Marla @ 3:52 AM

    Is it Penis envy or is the world really that enamored with it? Almost every where you look you will find some one some where carving, cutting, painting, or molding a phallic symbol of some sort. Most time they use the excuse of it is just art.

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    Then again in some instances it is just plain funny. Like burying your friend in the sand and then making it look like they have a huge/small dick or even making it look as if they have a dick for a head. Then of course it could just be that the person creating it is just dreaming it was theirs because they have a tiny little prick.

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    A Little Funny but Serious Fun!

    Posted on May 16th 2010 by Marla @ 1:34 PM

    How many times have you wished it was just a bit bigger? I know I have and we all know that morning wood is the hardest right? Well I found the perfect picture for us all to enjoy.

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