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Posted on December 5th 2010 by Jackie @ 4:16 PM

The common questions amongst straights and gays when talking to a T-girl seems to be …”How do you tuck it away?” That really is not an easy thing to do for some. Over the years I have gotten use to tucking it, but it is not my preferred way. There are occasions where tucked is best, ie.. in a tight form fitting dress. I know I look good and it is important to me be seen as complete. But my preferred way it to keep it untuck. I love the feel of the panties rubbing against my vain of my cock. But you know JoJo, on the site here. She and I were talking, you know, girl talk. JoJo likes to keep it tucked. But she was being nasty cause she thinks it feels good to make the guys work to suck it out her panties. LOL. I like to have the head peaking out over the top of the panties. I am going to make it easy for you to suck my cock.
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Posted on December 2nd 2010 by Stevie @ 8:52 AM

Oh I know you didnt expect a big package under my skin tight mini skirt, but while you have it in your hand why dont we play? I never kiss and tell. It is just our little secret. Shhhhh, I wo’nt hurt you baby,just let me show you some fun. Just take a taste, Ummmm now that was nice wasn’t it? Thats a good cum slut. Open those hot lips a little more and give it a long slow suck. Oh yes, you are gonna be so good at this. Let me slide my talented tongue right up in that tight ass of yours. I have been planning this since I first flirted with you in that bar. Admit it, I had you so hot you would have fucked me right there on the bar. Ok now lets play some more babe. Turn over and let Stevie show you all the fun you’ve been missing. ……

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Just a little funny

Posted on November 26th 2010 by Trinity @ 6:43 PM

Disgrace to the Family

There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.

He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you.
You are going to like that but, don’t let him do that, it will disgrace the family.

With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said.
But she said “grandmother I didn’t let him disgrace the family.
When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family.”

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Posted on November 24th 2010 by Jackie @ 7:58 AM


Last night I was out on the town. There was a few of us girls out for a night of chit chat and drinking. We were minding our own business, talking and giggling. We were a little loud, I will admit that. But not causing any trouble at all.
We noticed these two guys, who kept looking at us. I was a little concern because they kept looking at me. I guess I thought they knew my secret. I was the only tgirl (tranny, shemale) in the group. We just ignored the guys. But later, I got up to go to the rest room. I took one of the girls with me, because it is just easier that way. We both went to the back, where the restroom were. But when we came out of the restroom, those same two guys were standing there seemingly waiting on us. We tried to step around the men. My friend made it but when I tried to pass one of the men reached out and grab my arm. He was a bit intimidating. He asked why I had gone into the female’s restroom because he knew I was not a woman. I was a little scared, but I have learned how to handle myself in these types of situations. I said “what do you mean”, and he just reached down and grabbed my jewels. I was startled. He pulled his hand back and said “That’s what I mean”. I stood there, what seemed like an hour but was only a few seconds. I knew this could go bad but I decided to handle it with humor. I reached down and grabbed my dick and said… Oh my God, how did this happen. When I went into the bathroom I was a woman. The girl with me, started giggling and grabbed my hand and pulled me from the guys and took me back to our table. We packed up our shit and got out of there. But not without making a little bit of a scene but really I just wanted to get away from the place has fast has I could.

I want to role play this out again with you. You can be those two bullies but this time I am going to show you who is in control. I am going to show you I am more woman than your wife and more man than you can handle. Do you need to be put in your place? I am totally serious. I need to take control and put this event to rest AND you will enjoy me doing it. Call me and let me show you who the bully really is!!!

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Funny Stories In The News

Posted on November 11th 2010 by Claudia @ 8:31 AM

Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting.

Jackson County, West Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Melissa Lee Williams, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through with it due to her vagina’s alleged foul odor.

According to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office, deputies where called to the 77 Motor Inn in late October on a report of possible domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found two men and an intoxicated woman all naked from the waist down.

The incident began when Williams went to her estranged husband’s hotel room and demanded that he and his friend “eat her pussy.” She then proceeded to undress herself, according to the arrest report.

Her husband, Danny Williams, refused the offer but his friend, Adam Watson, agreed to do as she asked. He quickly changed his mind, however, after he approached the woman and was “overwhelmed” by the smell of her genital area.

That’s when Williams reportedly pulled out a lock-back folding knife and threatened her husband, stating “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

Williams was booked into jail and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released after posting $3,000 bond. She is scheduled to appear in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

I know I would not want to be the officer who had to write up this report. I wonder what her defense attorney is thinking? Though I would love to be sitting in on this court case.

I know I would love to whisper in her ear what a girlfriend of mine says every time she hears about dirty pussy like this. “When cleaning if it doesn’t sting it isn’t clean!” Let me tell you I think she has it right because her pussy is always sweet. ;-)

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