Funny Stories In The News

Posted on November 11th 2010 by Claudia @ 8:31 AM

Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting.

Jackson County, West Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Melissa Lee Williams, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through with it due to her vagina’s alleged foul odor.

According to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office, deputies where called to the 77 Motor Inn in late October on a report of possible domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found two men and an intoxicated woman all naked from the waist down.

The incident began when Williams went to her estranged husband’s hotel room and demanded that he and his friend “eat her pussy.” She then proceeded to undress herself, according to the arrest report.

Her husband, Danny Williams, refused the offer but his friend, Adam Watson, agreed to do as she asked. He quickly changed his mind, however, after he approached the woman and was “overwhelmed” by the smell of her genital area.

That’s when Williams reportedly pulled out a lock-back folding knife and threatened her husband, stating “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

Williams was booked into jail and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released after posting $3,000 bond. She is scheduled to appear in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

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