Sometimes you feel like a nut…

Posted on March 2nd 2014 by Riki @ 1:45 PM

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On the other hands, the rewards are good now aren’t they – that’s right we do love each other because honey sometimes it just hurts so fucking good!

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Shut up and suck!!!

Posted on September 21st 2012 by Dulce @ 11:38 PM

I love it when sissy boys call me and want to suck my cock and can you beleive it they want to be just like me? Wow I feel so blessed to have what I have going on. But I love to dress my sissy boys up and make them do nasty things for me.
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ANYTHING GOES.
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Izzy wants something sweet

Posted on August 23rd 2012 by Isabella @ 12:14 AM


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Isabella Can Fix That!

Posted on January 20th 2011 by Isabella @ 5:09 PM

Ready For The Ride Of Your Life?

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Just a little funny

Posted on November 26th 2010 by Trinity @ 6:43 PM

Disgrace to the Family

There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.

He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you.
You are going to like that but, don’t let him do that, it will disgrace the family.

With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said.
But she said “grandmother I didn’t let him disgrace the family.
When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family.”

I don’t know about you but I love that last line!

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Funny Stories In The News

Posted on November 11th 2010 by Claudia @ 8:31 AM

Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting.

Jackson County, West Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Melissa Lee Williams, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through with it due to her vagina’s alleged foul odor.

According to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office, deputies where called to the 77 Motor Inn in late October on a report of possible domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found two men and an intoxicated woman all naked from the waist down.

The incident began when Williams went to her estranged husband’s hotel room and demanded that he and his friend “eat her pussy.” She then proceeded to undress herself, according to the arrest report.

Her husband, Danny Williams, refused the offer but his friend, Adam Watson, agreed to do as she asked. He quickly changed his mind, however, after he approached the woman and was “overwhelmed” by the smell of her genital area.

That’s when Williams reportedly pulled out a lock-back folding knife and threatened her husband, stating “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

Williams was booked into jail and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released after posting $3,000 bond. She is scheduled to appear in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

I know I would not want to be the officer who had to write up this report. I wonder what her defense attorney is thinking? Though I would love to be sitting in on this court case.

I know I would love to whisper in her ear what a girlfriend of mine says every time she hears about dirty pussy like this. “When cleaning if it doesn’t sting it isn’t clean!” Let me tell you I think she has it right because her pussy is always sweet. ;-)

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PARTY IN THE MOUTAINS

Posted on November 1st 2010 by Isabella @ 10:56 AM

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