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Posted on September 9th 2016 by Trinity @ 2:49 PM
  • Trinity

    I was sitting in the bar the other night and I was sitting there just looking so pretty. I had a gentleman walk up to me and he asked me so sweetly in my ear if he could take me to dinner. I said sure baby I then went to dinner with him. And then I leaned over and said baby you know I’m a cheeky with a dick don’t you? He said yeah baby that’s what I want he said do you mind if we go home now I said now on the trip home he played with my cock. He got me rock hard. When you got me home he put his hand on my skirt, lifting it slightly. He then put his hand down my panties as we walked into the house. When he got inside he lifted the skirt and took off my panties took my rock hard cock into his sweet little mouth and began to blow me.

    You want to hear the rest of the story? You’re gonna have to call me baby and tell me exactly what you want to know, because I’ve got all kinds of nasty details. I can get you hard and we can come together to these nasty little details that he did to me I so can’t wait because he says he wants to see me again I keep telling you about it if you call me. Come on baby you know my number dial my digits and let’s have some fun.

    Dreaming of you

    Posted on September 1st 2016 by Trinity @ 2:49 PM

  • Trinity

    I can’t wait for you boys think of me a call I want to see that little sexy Sissy Clit that you have I want to see your pretty little boy pussy and that sissy boy is all mine. I can’t wait can’t you tell I want you to call me and I want you to call me now. I want you to give me some hot raunchy nasty phone sex let’s do it come on baby I had a dream the other night that you came in and you stood in front of me and you bent over and you bent over to my cock and got it hard you’re beautiful sexy mouth and you got on top of the road me don’t you want to do that.

    Call me baby let’s discuss everything you want to do there’s a few things that I might have about myself too. Let’s talk and have some raunchy nasty sex, mmmmm. Can’t wait

  • Cum in to my world

    Posted on August 9th 2016 by Stevie @ 11:32 AM



    Hey Boys, it’s Stevie, let’s have some fun. I had a guy call me today he wanted to have me stand behind him so he can feel my breasts. He wanted to feel them pressed up against his back and my beautiful cock pressed against his ass. It was so hot that I was rock hard. And I so want to use that rock hard cock on you. So let’s get together and have some fun doesn’t that sound good?

    I have a desire to go out nobody knows that I’m a she-male. I’m on your arm just like candy. Then you lean over and kiss me and I kiss you back. You take me out on the dance floor, slow dance with me into the darkness. All this time you can feel my wrath against yours from both so excited because nobody knows. You take me and bathroom area for my skirt to take my rock hard cock in your hands. Stroking it is making me feel so good.

    Now you know what you have to do you have to call so I can finish this beautiful dream of mine. My numbers at the bottom and at the top all you have to do is dial it, I am yours, all yours


    CUM be my slut

    Posted on August 8th 2016 by Trinity @ 6:17 PM


    Hey boys it’s me and it’s been a bit since I’ve been on but I’ve been getting some good practice on how to fuck you boys up the ass. But I want to have a good time with you all and I want you to get on your knees and suck my beautiful massive cock when you look at my beautiful titties

    so if you’re wanting to be slutty like me I got to do is make a phone call and I won’t bite unless you want me to these long legs can wrap around somebody while they’re riding real good and hot don’t forget my number is

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    Posted on July 30th 2016 by Stevie @ 9:28 PM

    Hot Shemale Stevie


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    Posted on January 6th 2012 by Isabella @ 1:08 AM

    I love to make all my Pets tea bag. No one leaves my home until they get tea bagged. So pets call your Lusty Shemale and let’s talk about tea bagging or anything you want.

    What does the sexual term tea-bagging mean? There are so many ways to define this.

    Tea-bagging is when a male lowers his scrotum onto the head, face or inside the mouth of a sexual partner. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual act; the definition does not imply that it is man on man, or man on female. Sometimes this is used as a joke, if, for example, somebody passes out from being too drunk, he or she may get ‘tea bagged’, and photographed for later embarrassment..the act of lowering one’s balls onto someone’s face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

    Example: Pohlman’s dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.
    When a guy lowers his junk, or balls, onto someone’s face, or into their mouth, while they are lying on the ground. Resembles dunking a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
    Example: Pohlman’s dad was wrestling with Devon, and when he had her pinned, he accidentally tea bagged her!!!!!

    To place ones balls over another’s mouth.

    Example: Yo jules, i tea bagged ur sister. And she squealed with delight. And gave me some more pics….
    The act of draping one’s testicles over the bridge of someone’s nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by Polaroid’s and raucous laughter.

    Example: When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.
    The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconscious person’s mouth. It is risky so be careful.

    Example: When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged. to dip you balls or testicles in someone’s mouth while they massage your balls in there mouth

    Example: oh shit u freak damn that feel good i love it when u tea bag me in you mouth I be nutting all over the place Draping the “hairy brain” over some unsuspecting subjects mouth

    Example: “check it out! little Joe is T bagging that old lady”
    Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person’s forehead or face for shits’n’giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximize victim’s displeasure.

    Example: “Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker.”
    To lower your testicles onto someone else’s forehead.

    Example: When Boz removes his pants lowers his shaven testicles onto Beegies forehead repeatedly, making a lovely plopping sound. The act of putting your hairy, sweaty testicles on someone’s fore head and then placing your long, hairy penis on their nose between their eyes when they are asleep.

    Example: Your sister passionately licked my penis when she woke up and discovered i was tea bagging her.
    While playing a video game- The act of killing then gloating over someone’s dead body by simulating a virtual tea bagging while talking serious smack.

    Example: “I took his head off with my plasma rifle / SMG combo and then tea bagged him until he respawned.” the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

    Example: grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
    to position ones sack on another ones fore head and letting the shlong drape between the eyes.

    Example: I thought I was turning in to an elephant, then realized it was a penis, I was being tea bagged
    you just gotta…dip your dick.

    Example: tea bagging is not limited to lowering one’s sack into another’s mouth, it’s flexible. you can lower your sack (dip your dick) anywhere!

    Funny Stories In The News

    Posted on November 11th 2010 by Claudia @ 8:31 AM

    Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting.

    Jackson County, West Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Melissa Lee Williams, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through with it due to her vagina’s alleged foul odor.

    According to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office, deputies where called to the 77 Motor Inn in late October on a report of possible domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found two men and an intoxicated woman all naked from the waist down.

    The incident began when Williams went to her estranged husband’s hotel room and demanded that he and his friend “eat her pussy.” She then proceeded to undress herself, according to the arrest report.

    Her husband, Danny Williams, refused the offer but his friend, Adam Watson, agreed to do as she asked. He quickly changed his mind, however, after he approached the woman and was “overwhelmed” by the smell of her genital area.

    That’s when Williams reportedly pulled out a lock-back folding knife and threatened her husband, stating “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

    Williams was booked into jail and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released after posting $3,000 bond. She is scheduled to appear in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

    Mandi Milenko
    The Weekly Vice

    I know I would not want to be the officer who had to write up this report. I wonder what her defense attorney is thinking? Though I would love to be sitting in on this court case.

    I know I would love to whisper in her ear what a girlfriend of mine says every time she hears about dirty pussy like this. “When cleaning if it doesn’t sting it isn’t clean!” Let me tell you I think she has it right because her pussy is always sweet. ;-)

    Looking for sweet Cock and Pussy? So am I give me a call and lets have some fun!




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