I found this Joke on the internet and loved it so much I thought I would share it with you.

Break In

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes!

He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

Just a joke to lighten the mood so we can have a great time! Cum on now you know you want hot nasty PhoneSex with a Chick with a Dick. So Give me a call and I will lighten your load. ~wink~

Come on boys I know you fantasize about having hot nasty sex with a Special girl like me. Don’t deny the attraction of having the best of both worlds. I love having fun with all of you hot boys so come on get some Phone Sex with a no taboo’s Chick With A Dick!

Don’t forget to bring plenty of lube or maybe even some of this….

Thought I would do something a little different by giving you a little laugh. I found this picture and the first thing I thought when I found it was damn where is this place. I would love to go there.

I don’t think I am the only one who would love this place. How many of you would love to find this place? I hope they have a selection to chose from.

A few years ago I attended a party in Denver at a gay bar which shall remain nameless. It was a Halloween party and hunny if you want to have a wicked great time dressing up, thats the place to be! After hours of shots and grab ass I was the horniest little bitch there. I had dressed up in thigh high black suede boots a thong with cat tail on the rear ,a black velvet corset and cat makeup and black velvet cat ears in my hair. Gotta tell ya, I looked hot. That tail was pulled all night and the terrace off the rear of the place was where more tail could be had. A super large bearded Mae West won the contest and my heart. The ladies lounge was so full of makeup and padding you could hardly turn around. Turning around was highly recomended . lol I plan to put some extra kick in this years halloween too. Maybe we’ll unmask each other,What ya think? sound like fun? Bobbing for apples can get real crazy also. giggle call and tell me your plans for this year. QUINN

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