Ok I have to admit I am a bit of a size queen if you can’t pull out some real meat for me then you have to expect me to be very disappointed. I mean if you don’t have more then me then what use is it really? So before giving me the line that you have a monster in your pants make sure your not talking a micro monster.

I found this and it just made me think of all those guys that tried so hard to entice me just to have me laugh my ass off or even just turn around and walk off! I do hope this is photo shopped because this is one reason some of use pin head and needle dick.

Do you need me to make fun of what little you have? Or Do you have enough to make me scream in total satisfaction?

Claudia
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