Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting.

Jackson County, West Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Melissa Lee Williams, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through with it due to her vagina’s alleged foul odor.

According to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office, deputies where called to the 77 Motor Inn in late October on a report of possible domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found two men and an intoxicated woman all naked from the waist down.

The incident began when Williams went to her estranged husband’s hotel room and demanded that he and his friend “eat her pussy.” She then proceeded to undress herself, according to the arrest report.

Her husband, Danny Williams, refused the offer but his friend, Adam Watson, agreed to do as she asked. He quickly changed his mind, however, after he approached the woman and was “overwhelmed” by the smell of her genital area.

That’s when Williams reportedly pulled out a lock-back folding knife and threatened her husband, stating “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

Williams was booked into jail and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released after posting $3,000 bond. She is scheduled to appear in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Mandi Milenko
The Weekly Vice

I know I would not want to be the officer who had to write up this report. I wonder what her defense attorney is thinking? Though I would love to be sitting in on this court case.

I know I would love to whisper in her ear what a girlfriend of mine says every time she hears about dirty pussy like this. “When cleaning if it doesn’t sting it isn’t clean!” Let me tell you I think she has it right because her pussy is always sweet.

Looking for sweet Cock and Pussy? So am I give me a call and lets have some fun!

Claudia

1-877-218-6115

http://www.trannyroundup.com/trannyclaudia.htm

Theres a hot little gayboys bar in colorado I used to visit. The best bar party I ever had was right there in Denver. They have the most delicious cowboys in that state. I’m talking the real deal, not those fake drugstore kind. These boys have long muscled legs,big belt buckels they earned riding bulls and huge swinging cocks to match,. When a mile high boy comes to town to party you just know its going to be an all nighter. They are known for stanima. I’m here to swear its true, Every bronco riding inch of them. So if you wanna good time. head west young man. You’ll get rode hard and put up wet. Tell them Izzy sent ya . Grin…… Or just give me a call and I’ll tell ya all about it. Kisses, Isabella

BOO BITCH

My boyfriend caught us together last week. He was very angry but decided that he would just punish my cheating slutty ass. I was scared at first but oh it hurt so good.

He treated me like a true slut. This is a man who has always been nothing but a total sweet gentleman. If I knew what hid behind that sweet exterior I would have never brought you home with me, hmm then again maybe I still would have.

Even though I have to use a nice soft pillow to sit on right now from the spanking and fucking he gave me, I can’t help that I am hard and dribbling just thinking about all the things he did to me.

He called tonight to let me know that he will soon be coming over again to make sure I learned my lesson. God he is so good looking and has a great body but now I know that he is a real man as well. I am nervous but I can’t help wiggling in anticipation.

I wonder if he has any ideas on how he will punish you for tempting me into cheating since you knew I was with him.

Give me a call and we can talk about all the naughty things we did that night and all the ways he made me pay for those delicious things we did together.

Riki

1-800-814-0366

http://www.trannyroundup.com/

Come take a Chick with a Dick’s Cock Sucking course. Learn how to make that delicious cock throb for you. Who better to instruct you in the ways of fellatio?

Of course Women like me can also teach you so much more! How to take that lovely hard throbbing piece of man meat into your tight waiting man pussy is just one lesson all bi curious men should learn. I mean I love a delicious hard cock in my mouth but to feel it slide into my tight ass mmmm.

If your nervous of course I will be glad to show you first while you sit back and watch. Though I think you won’t be satisfied with just watching will you? You want to taste it so bad your mouth is just watering just thinking about it.

It is ok to be nervous your first time but don’t let it hold you back from enjoying the best thing you will ever have.

Give me a call and let me teach you everything I know!

Claudia
1-877-218-6115

Ok boys and girls the Halloween Holiday is upon us and we all know that means dressing up. For some of us it is dressing up as our fantasies. Like being a werewolf, vampire, or even Cleopatra.

For most of you it gives you the excuse to actually dress up as who you want to be or who you know you really are. Thats right, it is time to get those pretty dresses and stockings out. Or even that slut wear you have been hiding even from yourself.

Give one of us experienced in total transformation a call and we can have a no taboo PhoneSex conversation about who you are. We will even give you lessons on how to be that perfect princess you want to be. Let us teach you how to walk, talk, and dress the perfect you!

Looking forward to helping you transform yourself.

Janelle
1-877-469-7320

Don’t be shy I won’t bite unless you want me to. I know that some times it is hard to speak up about those so naughty fantasies you have when you close your eyes and masturbate. With me you don’t have to worry I will be easy with you unless you want it rough.

Come and enjoy a call with me and I can give you the best of both worlds. Let me play out your dreams of hot sexy fun with a hard cock. Let us both enjoy some hot and sweaty anal fun.

Anyway you want it Shemale PhoneSex just for you!

Marla
1-877-469-7320

I love your hot fantasies every single one. There is one that really gets me dribbling and I am sure you can guess which one that is can’t you? Close your eyes and think about it for a second.

Now picture me all dressed up in my club wear short short skirt and tiny little blouse that shows my cleavage to the extreme. I am on the dance floor slowly dancing with my eyes closed my hands are roaming all over my stomach and ass. You come up behind me and wrap your arms around me and we start to slowly make out right there on the dance floor.

You think it is your lucky night and it is in more ways then one! I invite you to my hotel room so that we can continue are hot dance. When we get there I slowly undress you and have you lay down on the bed. I whisper in your ear that I want to tie you up and have my way with you.

If you want to know exactly what I plan to do then you will just have to give me a call!

Trinity
1-877-369-3522