I love to make all my Pets tea bag. No one leaves my home until they get tea bagged. So pets call your Lusty Shemale and let’s talk about tea bagging or anything you want.
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What does the sexual term tea-bagging mean? There are so many ways to define this.
Tea-bagging is when a male lowers his scrotum onto the head, face or inside the mouth of a sexual partner. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual act; the definition does not imply that it is man on man, or man on female. Sometimes this is used as a joke, if, for example, somebody passes out from being too drunk, he or she may get ‘tea bagged’, and photographed for later embarrassment..the act of lowering one’s balls onto someone’s face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Example: Pohlman’s dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.
When a guy lowers his junk, or balls, onto someone’s face, or into their mouth, while they are lying on the ground. Resembles dunking a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Example: Pohlman’s dad was wrestling with Devon, and when he had her pinned, he accidentally tea bagged her!!!!!
To place ones balls over another’s mouth.
Example: Yo jules, i tea bagged ur sister. And she squealed with delight. And gave me some more pics….
The act of draping one’s testicles over the bridge of someone’s nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by Polaroid’s and raucous laughter.
Example: When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.
The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconscious person’s mouth. It is risky so be careful.
Example: When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged. to dip you balls or testicles in someone’s mouth while they massage your balls in there mouth
Example: oh shit u freak damn that feel good i love it when u tea bag me in you mouth I be nutting all over the place Draping the “hairy brain” over some unsuspecting subjects mouth
Example: “check it out! little Joe is T bagging that old lady”
Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person’s forehead or face for shits’n’giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximize victim’s displeasure.
Example: “Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker.”
To lower your testicles onto someone else’s forehead.
Example: When Boz removes his pants lowers his shaven testicles onto Beegies forehead repeatedly, making a lovely plopping sound. The act of putting your hairy, sweaty testicles on someone’s fore head and then placing your long, hairy penis on their nose between their eyes when they are asleep.
Example: Your sister passionately licked my penis when she woke up and discovered i was tea bagging her.
While playing a video game- The act of killing then gloating over someone’s dead body by simulating a virtual tea bagging while talking serious smack.
Example: “I took his head off with my plasma rifle / SMG combo and then tea bagged him until he respawned.” the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
Example: grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
to position ones sack on another ones fore head and letting the shlong drape between the eyes.
Example: I thought I was turning in to an elephant, then realized it was a penis, I was being tea bagged
you just gotta…dip your dick.
Example: tea bagging is not limited to lowering one’s sack into another’s mouth, it’s flexible. you can lower your sack (dip your dick) anywhere!
Hello out there all of my deliciously submissive men.. I’m all the woman you’ve been looking for and you know it when our eyes cross each other from across the bar. Would you be the guy to have the balls to approach me and not miss out on such a fun night? A night of laughing, drinks, grinding on each other with really good music, and even better night when we get back to my porch and you make your way in for some sexy fun. I love when things get SO heavy and intense as you pick me up my legs wrapping around you, kissing down my neck and oh so anxious to uncover my big natural titties. I reach down to grab your cock that’s rock hard and can’t wait to play with it, taste it, feel it. However our night starts and ends, as long as it happens I will be so happy! So prove that you’d be the man in the bar that would give in to such a stunning looking woman like myself and pick up your phone to call me and find out all I have to offer. I promise you will be addicted to me once you get just a little taste. I’m also online for instant messaging and emails if you want to send me what your thinking so I’m prepared for what you like when you call. Can’t wait to steam up the bedroom with you!
Yours Truly,
