I found this Joke on the internet and loved it so much I thought I would share it with you.

Break In

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes!

He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

Just a joke to lighten the mood so we can have a great time! Cum on now you know you want hot nasty PhoneSex with a Chick with a Dick. So Give me a call and I will lighten your load. ~wink~

Dulce

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I just love you boys that have fun on our Phone Sex calls. Enjoying what a sexy Transexual like me can give you. Some of you have quite the imagination!

Like the role play I did just yesterday with this sexy older gentleman. He wanted me to play out a forced humiliation scenario with him. Now as most of you already know these are some of my favorite types of calls.

We started where I met him at a local park where most of the men look for the young hustlers to have sex with. I found him trolling the park and decided that he would be perfect for my fun for the night. I walk up to him and introduce myself and tell him straight up I know what he is doing there and I know I can give him better then anything he could find there.

I take him to the local motel and make him drag my suit case out of the trunk. He asks if I am from out of town and I just look at him and shake my head. I say that bag has everything we need for fun tonight.

We walk up to the counter and I tell the clerk we need a room for the night. I then turn on him and say pay the woman now bitch. He dropped the bag and started stammering I say do it know or I am leaving.

Now I know you want to hear more or even play out your own scenario with me so give me a call.

Dulce
1-877-865-5566
http://www.trannyroundup.com/chickdickdulce.htm

Thought I would do something a little different by giving you a little laugh. I found this picture and the first thing I thought when I found it was damn where is this place. I would love to go there.

I don’t think I am the only one who would love this place. How many of you would love to find this place? I hope they have a selection to chose from.

Why don’t you give me a call and tell me your preference giving or receiving?

Dulce
1-877-865-5566
http://www.trannyroundup.com/chickdickdulce.htm

I enjoyed a very hot PhoneSEX session last night with a horny boy who wanted a sexy dominant TGirl. I nick named him little boy blue, because he hadn’t cum in over 3 months and he had such a teeny weenie. Well dear little boy blue wanted me to tease him until he couldn’t hold back and then punish him by making him eat his load.

I did more then tease him I sent him a picture of me just like the one above and told him to memorize it especially my hard cock. Then I made him close his eyes as I described what I was wearing. I was wearing a black satin teddy with Black lace french cut panties and Black sheer thigh high stockings.

I made little boy blue slowly kiss from my toes all the way up to my panties and stop. Then I told him to stroke his itty bitty little worm. I heard him moaning as I told him I was rubbing my panties on his nose so he could feel my heat and smell my sweet musky odor.

I teased and tormented his balls and little sausage till he begged and whimpered. I told him I wasn’t going to allow him to cum till he made me cum. He removed his hand from his little dicky and told me how he would please me by sucking my cock and licking my balls and ass.

Cum spend the holiday’s with a special lady just like me. Lets play dress up for Halloween I can make you into a pretty little Princess. Then we can go out to all the parties and I will have my Princess prance around and pick a couple of guys for us to bring home.

For Thanksgiving I love to celebrate with a hot trussed up turkey. You do know who that trussed up turkey is don’t you? That’s right boys you will be my hot butterball that I will cover with a special cream.

Then I want a special XXXmas don’t you? I know I have a special package just for you to unwrap. Let it snow because I will make sure you and I are burning hot!

That’s right boys take a look at me and tell me you don’t believe it!

I love forcing men to my will and teaching them what a hot Transexual can do to their bodies. Breaking down their barriers and proving that what I want comes first and what I want is your complete submission. I want to see that look of humiliation on your face when you realize you lust for what I have to give you.

There is nothing I like to hear more then a man begging for anal after they said they would never let a cock near their ass. Seeing the wonder and fear as I pull up my skirt and there is my huge cock for me to shove down their throats. Taking a so called straight man and having him down on his knees and his ass in the air begging me to fuck him.

My friends and I just love going bar hoping trolling for those men that think they are just so macho and gods gift to woman. Taking them to a motel room or back to our places for a hot fuck fest. Oh and yes we have never had one get away yet without feeling what it is like to be with a woman with that something special.

Give me a call and let me take you down that road of no return. Because once you enjoy what a woman like me has to offer you will never dream of anything else again!

Dulce
1-877-865-5566
http://www.trannyroundup.com/chickdickdulce.htm

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