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		<title>I LOVE BALLS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 09:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Isabella</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love to make all my Pets tea bag. No one leaves my home until they get tea bagged. So pets call your Lusty Shemale and let’s talk about tea bagging or anything you want. NO TABOO What does the sexual term tea-bagging mean? There are so many ways to define this. Tea-bagging is when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love to make all my Pets tea bag. No one leaves my home until they get tea bagged. So pets call your Lusty Shemale and let’s talk about tea bagging or anything you want.<br />
NO TABOO</p>
<p><a href="http://www.trannyroundup.com/trannyblog/wp-content/uploads/image-300x2002.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1019" title="image-300x200" src="http://www.trannyroundup.com/trannyblog/wp-content/uploads/image-300x2002.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p>What does the sexual term tea-bagging mean? There are so many ways to define this.</p>
<p>Tea-bagging is when a male lowers his scrotum onto the head, face or inside the mouth of a sexual partner. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual act; the definition does not imply that it is man on man, or man on female. Sometimes this is used as a joke, if, for example, somebody passes out from being too drunk, he or she may get ‘tea bagged’, and photographed for later embarrassment..the act of lowering one’s balls onto someone’s face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.</p>
<p>Example: Pohlman’s dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.<br />
When a guy lowers his junk, or balls, onto someone’s face, or into their mouth, while they are lying on the ground. Resembles dunking a tea bag into a hot cup of water.<br />
Example: Pohlman’s dad was wrestling with Devon, and when he had her pinned, he accidentally tea bagged her!!!!!</p>
<p>To place ones balls over another’s mouth.</p>
<p>Example: Yo jules, i tea bagged ur sister. And she squealed with delight. And gave me some more pics….<br />
The act of draping one’s testicles over the bridge of someone’s nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by Polaroid’s and raucous laughter.</p>
<p>Example: When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.<br />
The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconscious person’s mouth. It is risky so be careful.</p>
<p>Example: When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged. to dip you balls or testicles in someone’s mouth while they massage your balls in there mouth</p>
<p>Example: oh shit u freak damn that feel good i love it when u tea bag me in you mouth I be nutting all over the place Draping the “hairy brain” over some unsuspecting subjects mouth</p>
<p>Example: “check it out! little Joe is T bagging that old lady”<br />
Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person’s forehead or face for shits’n&#8217;giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximize victim’s displeasure.</p>
<p>Example: “Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker.”<br />
To lower your testicles onto someone else’s forehead.</p>
<p>Example: When Boz removes his pants lowers his shaven testicles onto Beegies forehead repeatedly, making a lovely plopping sound. The act of putting your hairy, sweaty testicles on someone’s fore head and then placing your long, hairy penis on their nose between their eyes when they are asleep.</p>
<p>Example: Your sister passionately licked my penis when she woke up and discovered i was tea bagging her.<br />
While playing a video game- The act of killing then gloating over someone’s dead body by simulating a virtual tea bagging while talking serious smack.</p>
<p>Example: “I took his head off with my plasma rifle / SMG combo and then tea bagged him until he respawned.” the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises</p>
<p>Example: grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure<br />
to position ones sack on another ones fore head and letting the shlong drape between the eyes.</p>
<p>Example: I thought I was turning in to an elephant, then realized it was a penis, I was being tea bagged<br />
you just gotta…dip your dick.</p>
<p>Example: tea bagging is not limited to lowering one’s sack into another’s mouth, it’s flexible. you can lower your sack (dip your dick) anywhere!</p>
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		<title>Funny Stories In The News</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Claudia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting. Jackson County, West Virginia (The Weekly Vice) - Melissa Lee Williams, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok I found this one and I find it hilarious though maybe a bit disgusting.</p>
<p>Jackson County, West Virginia (<a href="http://www.theweeklyvice.com/">The Weekly Vice</a>) -<a href="http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2010/11/melissa-willams-was-searching-for-odor.html"> Melissa Lee Williams</a>, a 41-year-old West Virginia woman was jailed after she allegedly demanded that two men perform oral sex on her, but then threatened them when they refused to go through with it due to her vagina&#8217;s alleged foul odor.</p>
<p>According to the Jackson County Sheriff&#8217;s Office, deputies where called to the 77 Motor Inn in late October on a report of possible domestic disturbance. When police arrived, they found two men and an intoxicated woman all naked from the waist down.</p>
<p>The incident began when Williams went to her estranged husband&#8217;s hotel room and demanded that he and his friend &#8220;eat her pussy.&#8221; She then proceeded to undress herself, according to the arrest report.</p>
<p>Her husband, Danny Williams, refused the offer but his friend, Adam Watson, agreed to do as she asked. He quickly changed his mind, however, after he approached the woman and was &#8220;overwhelmed&#8221; by the smell of her genital area.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s when Williams reportedly pulled out a lock-back folding knife and threatened her husband, stating “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”</p>
<p>Williams was booked into jail and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. She was released after posting $3,000 bond. She is scheduled to appear in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.</p>
<p>Mandi Milenko<br />
The Weekly Vice </p>
<p>I know I would not want to be the officer who had to write up this report. I wonder what her defense attorney is thinking? Though I would love to be sitting in on this court case.</p>
<p>I know I would love to whisper in her ear what a girlfriend of mine says every time she hears about dirty pussy like this. &#8220;When cleaning if it doesn&#8217;t sting it isn&#8217;t clean!&#8221; Let me tell you I think she has it right because her pussy is always sweet. <img src='http://www.trannyroundup.com/trannyblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Is It Penis Envy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it Penis envy or is the world really that enamored with it? Almost every where you look you will find some one some where carving, cutting, painting, or molding a phallic symbol of some sort. Most time they use the excuse of it is just art. Is it just art? I don&#8217;t think so. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it Penis envy or is the world really that enamored with it? Almost every where you look you will find some one some where carving, cutting, painting, or molding a phallic symbol of some sort. Most time they use the excuse of it is just art.</p>
<p>Is it just art? I don&#8217;t think so. Though you know I do love a beautiful cock I some times wonder about this.</p>
<p>Then again in some instances it is just plain funny. Like burying your friend in the sand and then making it look like they have a huge/small dick or even making it look as if they have a dick for a head. Then of course it could just be that the person creating it is just dreaming it was theirs because they have a tiny little prick.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.rudefun.com/pics/penis/pic7.html"><img src="http://www.trannyroundup.com/trannyblog/wp-content/uploads/7.jpg" alt="" width="390" height="353" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-594" /></a></p>
<p>Well either way I have a special something you can play with all night long. I will be glad to let you have your hands all over it and me. So come on have some fun with a sexy Chick with a Dick and lets decide together why the cock is so important. <img src='http://www.trannyroundup.com/trannyblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>T-Girls Like Sissies to!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 21:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trinity</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[hmm Maybe I should say T-Girls Love Sissies or at least I know I do. I have quite a stable full of pink frilly lacy wearing sissy boys. They love that I know just how to make them feel like the sissy they are. I found this picture and it is a true representative of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmm Maybe I should say T-Girls Love Sissies or at least I know I do. I have quite a stable full of pink frilly lacy wearing sissy boys. They love that I know just how to make them feel like the sissy they are.</p>
<p>I found this picture and it is a true representative of what my sissies do when I get them together for little parties for <a href="http://www.1kinkyclosetphonesex.com/phonesex.htm">my friends</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bighumor.com/picture/how-real-men-drink-tea"><img src="http://www.bighumor.com/files/picture/03850897.jpg" height="335" width="480" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>So come on and grab your <a href="http://www.1877pussy61.com/phonesex.htm">phones</a> and know that we love you in your pink frilly lacy outfits!</p>
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		<title>A Little Funny but Serious Fun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 20:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many times have you wished it was just a bit bigger? I know I have and we all know that morning wood is the hardest right? Well I found the perfect picture for us all to enjoy. Now this is some serious wood. ~Wink~ A bit to big but still yummy to fantasize about. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How many times have you wished it was just a bit bigger? I know I have and we all know that morning wood is the hardest right? Well I found the perfect picture for us all to enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/rude/rudepic011.htm"><img src="http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/images/rude/rude011.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>Now this is some serious wood. ~Wink~ A bit to big but still yummy to fantasize about. Think of all those fetish dreams this could satisfy.</p>
<p>So tell me if you had that where would you want to <a href="http://www.slutetc.com/marla.htm">stick it</a>. ~Smile~</p>
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		<title>Hot Anal Chick With A Dick Phone Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 21:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Claudia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many times have you dreamed of your dick being buried in a tight ass? Yet there was something always missing wasn&#8217;t there? You need that something special to make that dream complete don&#8217;t you? What you need is a sexy Chick with a Dick like me to make all your dreams come true. Having [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How many times have you dreamed of your dick being buried in a tight ass? Yet there was something always missing wasn&#8217;t there? You need that something special to make that dream complete don&#8217;t you?</p>
<p>What you need is a sexy Chick with a Dick like me to make all your dreams come true. Having the best of both worlds at your finger tips. I know you will experience the biggest orgasm you have ever had when you think of your cock in my nice curvy tight ass.</p>
<p>Then again maybe you want to be on the receiving end of that hot Anal action? Feeling my tits on your back and my long hair tickling you as I hold onto your hips. Are you tingling with anticipation waiting to feel my cock rub up and down the crack of your ass?</p>
<p>Speaking of Anal I found a place that I think I would love to go to work for!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.geetrish.com/pictures/butt_drilling.php"><img src="http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/butt_drilling.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>What do you think would this be a good place to work?</p>
<p>So come on and pick up that phone and lets have some Hot Anal Phone Sex!</p>
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		<title>A Little Joke and Some Chick with A Dick PhoneSex</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dulce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this Joke on the internet and loved it so much I thought I would share it with you. Break In A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this Joke on the internet and loved it so much I thought I would share it with you. </p>
<p><strong>Break In</strong></p>
<p>A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes!</p>
<p>He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you.</p>
<p>Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.&#8221;</p>
<p>To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”</p>
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